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“The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs” – <\/b>Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

Get ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically <\/i>has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend <\/i>. . . keeping him.<\/b><\/p>\n

Here's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realize that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven’t told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn’t make it up! And I really promise I haven’t.
So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:<\/p>\n

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  1. Am I in a relationship with Sam?<\/li>\n
  2. Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?<\/li>\n
  3. Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Readers loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!<\/b><\/p>\n

    'Absolutely love this book' – 5 star review
    'Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch's mind all day, every day.' – 5 star review
    'Extremely funny YA' – 5 star review
    'Funny and sweet and so real. I cannot recommend this book enough! If you want to swoon and laugh, read it!' – 5 star review<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Here’s the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realise that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven’t told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn’t make it up! And I really promise I haven’t. So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year: Am I in a relationship with Sam? Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me? Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[24],"product_tag":[26840],"class_list":["post-119717","product","type-product","status-publish","product_cat-childrens-fiction","product_tag-childrens-teenage-fiction-general-fiction","pa_book_author-trevaldwyn-harry","pa_cover-paperback","pa_dewey-823-92-edition23","pa_edition-paperback-original","pa_imprint-first-ink","pa_language-english","pa_pages-8261","pa_publisher-first-ink","pa_readership-young-adult-code-c","first","onbackorder","taxable","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-simple"],"yoast_head":"\nI Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\""The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs" - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama KingGet ready for more romantic tragedies! 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